Pidgin English poem 3

EUPHONY

Missy to Number One boy
One day talkee
"Today you talkee Cook
Catchee one piecee pigeon
Dress in aspic
Puttee casserole"-
(Boy him bime-bye talkee)
"Missy me talkee Cook
Cook him talkee me
Velly sorry
No can catchee today
One piecce castor oil."

From China Coast Ballads by Sheamus A'Rabbit